A Letter To Spammers Dear sir/madam, It has come to my attention that you are a spammer. Congratulations on being the scum that lives in the deepest and darkest crevices of the internet. In a vain attempt to provide some assistance, I will provide you with some tips that may stop you targeting the wrong…
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Wake Me Up, When The Lecture Ends I was looking for something I wrote when I was at uni, but couldn’t find it! So I had to rewrite it; it’s not exactly the same, but pretty close. A parody of Greenday’s Wake Me Up When September Ends Wake Me Up, When The Lecture Ends The…
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Doctor, I Think I Have A Problem… Sticking to and achieving goals – They don’t have to be new year resolutions “What’s that? You’re sick?” Inquired the doctor. “Well, sort of. You see, I have all these ideas; I make plans, get set up and go! But then, after a little while…I find myself right…
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A Quote I Should Live By I was reading up on Laney’s blog, and came across this quote: “The long-lived books of tomorrow are concealed somewhere amongst the so-far unpublished mass of today.” – Philip Unwin When I sit and think about this quote, I feel inspired. It could be me. But then reality crashes…
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