The Most Annoying Song In The World

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The Most Annoying Song In The World

This could easily be done with a disgusting blend of noises to create a “song”, however, in the true spirit of a song, it must have some form of structure. I thought that this was going to be a difficult task, but it seems that it has already been done.

” The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and “elevator” music, and a children’s choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commericals and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world’s total population would enjoy this piece. “

I had a listen…I couldn’t even make it halfway through. It is truly terrible. You can listen or learn more here. Be warned – it is truly terrible.

Submeg

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